Who needs a real husband when you can get an inflatable spouse?
Inflate him when you need him, deflate him when you just can take
it! Guaranteed to please - all your friends will love him, he won't
upset your parents and he doesn't have the equipment to cheat. He's
also incapable of handling the remote, so there're no football
games in your future. And, there's a user manual if you run into
any problems. You will love your low maintenance partner for a
stress free, easy life!
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